Funny lines form the dating game

19 Aug

The way to make coaches think you're in shape in the spring is to get a tan. Running a ball club is like raising kids who fall out of trees. Celebrities are known for being caught saying really stupid things like “I know it’s tuna, but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea,” or thinking that they sell walls at Walmart, but we found a few of them who actually have some pretty clever (and accurate) things to say about dating. Her interests include technology's affect on Generation Y, plastic dinosaurs, social interaction and snapback hats. Terry is an unapologetic writer, artist, and aspiring social psychologist from the best city on the planet (otherwise known as Pittsburgh).But just because there may not be many Platos or Rumis in the mansion, doesn’t mean the contestants run out of things to say. It was a brutal moment that reminded us all that just because someone loves you doesn’t mean they don’t love someone else more. We recommend volunteering at an animal shelter to get your fix instead — you never know who you might meet! Tanner, Bachelorette Season 5 Hey, everyone has special talents, but this relationship quote definitely reminds us to save some of those more personal skills for the second (or third, or twentieth) date. Don’t worry, you’re not weird — those people are just boring. JJ, Bachelorette Season 11 Remember what we said earlier about being quirky? Bentley, Bachelorette Season 7 And some people aren’t quirky — they’re just awful.And while their thoughts may never appear on motivational posters, some of their relationship quotes illustrate just exactly how real the struggle of modern dating has become. Occasionally you’ll find yourself on the other side of that equation asking yourself, is this person for real? Sadly, The Bachelorette mansion isn’t the only place where egomaniacs show their true colors.

If you get Chad vibes from someone you’re dating, trust your gut and kick them to the curb! Michelle, Bachelor Season 15 Ah, Michelle, back at it again with the weird threats.