Lyrics to the dating game

29 Apr

Sharon, let's have your last question and See which one is going to win the rights to your neden" [Sharon] "Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the Same time.He's mad wack I walk into a bar and there he was Standing up on a bucket, eww, trying to fuck it It was a big fucking smelly-ass farm llama [Shaggy 2 Dope] Damn dawg! After your mom does the dishes and the silverwear, I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my underwear!!!! (Sharon) I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions,, A man who expresses himself in his own special way #2, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know? Bachelor number one enjoys chilling out at the beach and drinking champagne.Bachelor number three enjoys relaxing in his Miami Beach mansion and cruising in his Cadillac Brougham with Truz 'N' Vogues. Bachelor number one: I take them to a playground and quick as I can We'll take a dip in the pool and build a castle from sand We'll drink champagne and sing love songs Take a ride in the Benz or the Cadillac Brougham Then a trip on a ship Yummy: All in one day?

Let's see, hmm, well I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, ha! I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you!

Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti, I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the food ready!

Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would Your pick up line be? " [Verse 3: Violent J] Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar And tell you that I can't believe how fucking fat you are I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Ricki Lake!

[Verse 4: Shaggy 2 Dope] Fuck that, you'd be jocking me quick I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick And then to get your attention in the crowded place I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face [Violent J] Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that'll get her [Shaggy 2 Dope] Tell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll work even better [Violent J] Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap Shit, you don't want contestant number two.